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smile-it-gets-better-i-promise:
LOVE<3
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee:
Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp:
Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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I can’t even text without writing long, nice sentences that use proper grammar and spelling.
Source: thefifthhorsemanAnd then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”
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Shower head that turns water rainbow colors
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Bath tiles that change color according to heat
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Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)
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If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.
I can’t breath.oh my god
FOREVER REBLOG FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVERRRRR
I KNEW IT.
this always gets me sdioklfj
crying
mom:
why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me:
i am juliet
me:
and he is my romeo
mom:
me:
no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
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